>My sperm lurked deep beneath the surface of those couch cushions, and it was only a matter of time before the sperm had fertilized the fruitful eggs of the couch, and some horrifying, misshapen couch-human hybrid was birthed and wreaked havoc on the town, stomping around city streets and consuming whole children alive and spitting out their bones like an evil fairy tale monster.
Joy to read as always.
>My sperm lurked deep beneath the surface of those couch cushions, and it was only a matter of time before the sperm had fertilized the fruitful eggs of the couch, and some horrifying, misshapen couch-human hybrid was birthed and wreaked havoc on the town, stomping around city streets and consuming whole children alive and spitting out their bones like an evil fairy tale monster.
a short story-worthy material in itself :D
Thanks Ivan. Perhaps that blurb will evolve into a Lovecraftian-style horror story
Much love for this piece Tony. Felt like i was a fly on the wall
Thank you for reading
You're an excellent writer man. The humor, whit and honesty is so enjoyable. I was thinking you're an American Dostoyevsky, if I may say ;)
Thank you Maxwell. Appreciate the kind words. I am no Dostoevsky, but he certainly has had influence on my style