Archive - Tony Zentelis

To Piss on Manicured Lawn

And the Philosophical Ramifications of Said Urination

Jul 3 •

May 2025

The Anatomy of a Buckeye

On Saturdays, We Wear Scarlet and Gray

May 29 •

April 2025

Best Of: Unfinished Drafts

The ones that got away (for good reason)

Apr 4 •

March 2025

‘What do you want to do today?’ asked Katie.

Mar 1 •

February 2024

The Bare Naked Elegance of a Pasta Dish

Feb 16, 2024 •

January 2024

Jan 9, 2024 •

Inspiration is an Ulcer

Jan 6, 2024 •

Finally, Some Peace and Quiet

Jan 5, 2024 •

Jan 4, 2024 •

Felidae - Nature's Alarm Clock

Jan 3, 2024 •

(An Ode To) The Holiday House

Jan 2, 2024 •

November 2023

Cigarette Economics

Nov 8, 2023 •

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